Hyderabadi Family Trip to Zoo Park : Part – 1-cover

Hyderabadi Family Trip to Zoo Park : Part – 1

 

Hi guys! We are starting a short series on a Hyderabadi Family’s trip to Zoo Park written by Jeelani Kiraak Autowala urf Mohammed Rizwan Bhai. This is the first part of the series, and the next parts will be updated day to day.

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So let’s start, unfurling the first part of the series of a “Hyderabadi Family’s Trip to Zoo Park”.

Summer Holidays chalte rehte. Sar pe cheel anda deti bolke bahar b nai nikalne dete rehte gharon se. Jab hi family k saath time spend kar sakte bolke Bahar se koi chicha phuppa ya qalu aaye to unku topi dalti pehle kahin leke jaane ki ghumaane ku.

Ab sunteich pehle unku right side pe minor attack aata unu okay boldete motebari me ab hallu jhooti smile k piche ek ek ku ginke hisaab karlete rehte kitte tickets hona hai kon kitta khaata kitte foreign currency exchange karana hai sob kuch.

Ab asal task rehta jagah decide krne ka shuru ocean park se karte. Koi boldete ocean park bolke woh sunteich dusre konki ek boldete ayi nakko ji paanich sukh gaya kate waha pe ghar se apan khudich bucketan bharleke jaake khel lena padra kate boldete,

ab woh cut hojata. Phr bahar khelra tha so woh uncle ka hi bacha hallu khelte khelte cheeq k “WONDERLA” boldeta. Bolteich woh uncle unke bade bete ku bolte tu pehle usku gardan pakad k “ANDARLA” mehanga hai woh to khali sunne ka rehta wahan jaane ki nai rehti :p

Phr Gandipet bolte areey nakko ji waha kya hai bolke kuch b nai barishich nai hori peene kuich paani nai aara sahi, paani kaha hai waha kuch b nai hai pura sukh gaya machliyan b aake upar ek rajendarnagar tak ka round maarke jaare sukka khanak hogaya poora kaantiyan b lagadiye ab pani tk nai jaane dere boldete,

khatam ab woh b cut. Ab jo leke jane wale hai unkaich beta bazu baithke bawa bahar se aaye full maal laaye hunge bolke mount opera boldeta, ab woh uncle b haste hue uske pair ka angotha khundal dete chup baith bolke, Koi bolte ramoji jaainge yeh sunteich ek dusre uncle uthte areey kya hai bolke udhar woich zameen woich pahadan aadi se zyada plotting maich kara waha ki, nai nakko bekar hai woh boldete.

Over hogaya to wahan shaitana hai pakad lere boldiye to khatam cancel hojata woh plan kaisa bhi. Pade likhe jagah to apne logon ku honaich nai rehta to salarjung museum ka naam kasam hai agar unlogon ki zaban pe aaya to :p. Khair ho ho k last me sasta mazboot tikau bolke ZOO pe baat ajati.

Aur ab kal zoo ku jaana hai. Ab jaise hi jagah decide hui kon b ghar k bade dadi, dada unu science k primary teacher banjaate aur unku school me padaye so science teacher ki aatma unke andar aajati.Aur chote bachon ku TIGER, LION, GIRAFFEE, k baare me bolna padana shuru kardete,

usdin agar bachon ka bura din raha aur inu koi spelling puche aur une galath boldiya to samjho idhar udhar se baat jaake spellings yaad krne pe ajati woh bachche ku :'( Bache bhi sochlete matthi pado woh tour pe usse acha to main bazu k bonal me to b jaake naaachke enjoy krleta tha.

Khair subah hoti ab waha khareed k khane ki sochte b nai, ghar se leke jaainge ji waha mehanga milta bolke ladies pakaane me lag jate. Ghar me se lemon rice (pulihara / peela khana), chudwa, upma aisch cheezan banalete aur hai so nai so poore bottles bharlete waha paani khareed k peena padta bolke.

Aur ab auto chukate jaake raaste me bandi wala dikha to rukaake mauz b lelete. Ek auto me 3 ki capacity rehti lekin chukate jb 3 ladies aur 2 bachiyan hai bolke chukate haqeeqat me 7 ladies, 3 chote bache, 2 godh me k bachhe, ek driver k yeh bazu aur ek woh bazu aisa baithte.

Woh dekhte ki une kirkiri karta yeh kya hai bhai 3 sawari bole na bolke, areey jaando ustaad chalo tum ek BUDDI K BAAL ka packet diladetaun tumaku chalo bolke lelete. Aisich do auto lete ek saath baat krleke ab autowale b ek saath chalte rehte aage piche race b lagalete utte meich aur chote bche hm frst tum frst krlete rehte.

mardana pura gadiyon pe aata aur utte me Zoo ajata. Aisa ab ek taang bahar b nai nikalte auto se chikki chikki chikki, pop corn, ice cream glass, puiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin bolke seeti maarke phugge wala, buddi k baal wala pure lapat jaate.

Aur galti se zara gate k kone me ganne k juice ki bandi k paas se b chale gaye to aaiye bhai aaiye kitte glass banaun 8 banaun 10 banaun ya puri bandich dedun bolke table b kheech deta une akhri bura chipak jaate unlogan bhi. Khair ab woh bahar se aaye so uncle tickets k rate dekh k hisaab shuru karlete.

Aur ladies to kahin b chukane ku dekhte waha b jaake shuru hojate, ayiii suno 3 saal ke bachon ku no ticket kate waan likhawa hai ayi tu gidda hai na re gafoor aur zara jhuk ja boldete kisku to b asal me une 23 age ka rehta. Ab koi 9 saal ka hai to ladies usku divided by 3 karke ayiii 3 saal kaich hai ji bawa ine boldete entry k jab.

Alrdy tickets kam leke rehte chote bachchon ku dhakal dinge andar bina ticket k free me bolke ab kaisa ki waisa ek ek ku ghusaate rehte andar. Ek aunty ku bacha satate rehta bhaagte rehta idhar udhar to unu uski dhun me rehte ticket wala puchdeta aunty ku hello amma inka ticket kaha hai bolke,

Woh aunty b bina upar dekhe boldete ayii kaiku ji bawa unku ticket parsonich to 3 saal k hue unu, yeh sunke woh ticket lera tha so security guard mirgi ka daura padke niche girjata. Woh aunty b darke kya hua ki bolke mundi uthake dekhe to asal me woh parsonich 3 saal k hue so wale kaunwale masum unkeich hubby rehte.

***** TO BE CONTINUED *****
[Credits : Jeelani Kiraak Autowala]

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