Hyderabadi Family Trip to Zoo Park : Part – 2-cover

Hyderabadi Family Trip to Zoo Park : Part – 2

Continuation from Hyderabadi Family Trip to Zoo Park : Part – 1

Hyderabadi Family Trip to Zoo Park : Part – 2

Ab woh aunty jb upar mundi uthaake dekhte, to unu dekhte k security wala unke hubby ki ticket puchra tha ab unu b sharmaake unke aur unke abhi 3 saal k hue so unke hubby ki dono ki ticket deke andar ghusjate. Aisa andar ghuste ki chote bachche jo bhaagte pucho nakko apne bachcho ku bhaagra so dekh k ghutne, jodo me dard hai so wale amma bawa k andar b cheetah ki aatma ajati aur usse zyada speed bhaag k jaake pakad lete apne bacho ku. Ab thode sher thode saanp thode kidhar kidhar to b distribute hojate woh dekh k aisa dikhta jaisa miltary me hai poore aur sob apni apni positions lelere.

Khair hum sune so 3-4 jaanwar rehte bachpan se khali sher, haathi, cheetah, lomdi etc. Waha pe ek se ek naye naye jaanwar dekhne ku milte. Aur ek chota sa board laga hua rehta woh jaanwar k saamne uspe ek photo rehti uski aur niche uska naam rehta. Aur naaman b aise bhayanak rehte (For example Cercopithecidae) pade to samjh me nai aana jaanwarich hai woh ya chinese me koi nangi gaali hai. Ab woh jaanwar ki photo b apne taraf hi face karke liye so rehti, woh photo dekh k uska naam padte rahe to aisa dikhta jaise k woh photo me se une apne ku ghoor k dekhra aur dam hai to naam padlo bolke challenge dera -_-

Ab saath gaye so uncles b chup phirte rehte bachon ku leke. Utte me jaake “GREEN IGUANA” k paas rukte. Aur waha full auntys, bajiyan dieting bibis sob rehte to apne uncles b thoda pose maarlinge sochte 😛 Utte me ek bachche ku spelling padne nai aake bawa ku puchdeta daddy yeh kya hai, yeh konsa animal hai bolke. Ab woh sunte kich bawa b pose maarlinge bolke aake bina spelling pade “GREEN AGHUN HONA” hai bete woh boldete :'( Woh sunke waha hai so aunty aur bajiyan b “BITCH PLEASE” ! AGHUN HONA ? GHEE NAKKO ?

bolke wahan se chale jate 😛 Khair dusri jagah waha apne zanana k paas b thode bachchiyan tang karte rehte apne mums ku. Utte me ek beti apne mummy ku “Melanochyles Turtle” dikha k puchdeti yeh kya hai bolke. Ab woh spelling padne ku dekhte amma do min koshish karte phr hijje karte phr seedha U turn maarke woh “GHOONS” hai beti boldete aur phir une kya aage aur doubts puchingi bolke tez waha se usku leke seedha MOR k paas ajate woh easy rehta na, agar beti zyada doubts b puchi to MOR k jaisa naachke b dikha de sakte bolke.

Khair phir fone calls hote coordination hota phir poore aake ek jhaad k niche jama hote. Aisa bachche aateich pani k bottles poore khali hojate ghar se laaye the so bharke laao bolke bhija dete. Wahan pe ek ghaleez kanjaal lagiwi pani ki tanki rehti jiska nal leak rehta aur pani bharke hatte rehte logan. Ab woh bahar se aaye so uncle jo yeh trip sponsor kare, unku woh pani haram rehta unu hyd me rahe tk to boring ku muh lagake paani peete the ab 2 saal bahar rehke aake woh pani ganda unhygienic dikhta unku aur unu canteen se ek “KINLEY” ka bottle mangate unke akelo k liye, tumlogan bakhi k ghareeb logan woich kanjaal ka pani piyo bole jaisa unu woh bottle b nazdeek ich rakhte kahan kon to b manginge bolke.

Poora bottle khali hue baad dekhe to woh “KINLEY” nai “KILBY” rehta, jab unku b realise hojata asal me unse zyada saaf pani to apna kanjal ki tanki ka hi tha bolke. Khair ab paper plates distribute hote, phir peela khaana (pulihara/lemon rice) or watever woh daalte. Phir upma aisa jo b laaye the woh daaldete aur bhook full lagte rehte phir phir k akhri thak jaate dede valima ki dawat k jaisa soot dete apne logan. Phir mauz b dedete. Utte me dekhe to woh chote chillar party me se ek AJAY DEVGAN ka jhoota khaya so rehta. Same Ajay Devgan ku paida hue jaisa khana chhodke jaake sher ki jaali me ungli karke deewar pe chadne ku dekhte rehta.

Aur une b koi ek aunty kuich dikhta grp me se becoz aurat ki cheeq k aage sher b boring se ukkud baith k pani bharna. Woh aunty b zor se cheeq dete “Aye haaayeeeeeee ! Aye Gafooooooooooooooor bolke” woh awaz pe mauz khare so bawa ki phir jaati khane b nai dera murda bolke jaake woich chudwa khaye so jhoote tel k haathon se uske kalle pe bhairi deke zoo ka map daldete. Bhairi khake Phir ghar ku gaye tk woh bachcha khamush MONGOOSE bana hua rehta. Khair ZOO k timings hai 4:30 pm hai bt for foreigners only apne Hyderabadiyan to woh time tik k baithte niche.

Chote bache ghaans me kulatiyan maarlete khellete rahe jb unlogon ku jab to khushi milti, bt baad me jo khujaana uthta hai amaaaahhhh pucho nakko (personal exp se bolraun lumbini park me maara tha bachpan me aajtk khujara :'( 😛 ) Aur thode ladies udhar cheenam chaani, kho kho, kabaddi, nai to hide nd seek khelte. Hide n Seek me ek aunty jaake dusron k husband ku b pakadlete. Aur phir unu realise karte mere hubby ku to 9 pack abs hai yeh gol degche k jaisa peth kiska to b hai ki baah bolke jaldi darke unu ankhon pe ki patti kholke dekhe to woh dusre bazu baithe so family me ke ek aunty k hubby rehte. Ab woh embarassement me yeh logan khel khatam kadete.

Aur Khair 6 pm hote ki security waale aake seeti marke hakalna shuru kardete, aur apne logan hai ke haao jaare haao jaare bolke itti der karte rehte andar akhir me security wala aake dande maarke hakaalna bakhi rehta. Khair yeh sob karke 7 baje bahar aate, aur ab unku duniya k sabse dashing,  sher se zyada motebar, kiraak, admiyon se nipatna rehta woh hai apne HYD K AUTOWALE jaisa chukaaye the aate jb 3 ladies 2 bachiyan bolke waisich chukaalete aur andar kitte baithte aaplogon ku to malumich hunga 😛 Aur gharon ku aajate.

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[Credits : Jeelani Kiraak Autowala]

Do let us know kaisi thi yeh trip ? Bachpan yaad agaya nai 😉 ? If u have any such topics to be written on do let me know in Comments, i will try to read the comments and pick one topic and write on it whenever i find time. Allah Hafiz.

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