Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-5-cover

Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-5

Continuation from Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-4

PART-5: New City Ki Bachi Dekhnna

New city me agaye aur nausha ku saamne separate sofa pe bithake dulhan k dad, taya nai to phupa koi do se teen logan saamne baithke ab interview shuru karte. Baat padai paise salary yehi cheezon ki zyada hoti. Kaha se pade, kitta pade. kaiku pade Salary kya thi ? Family visa hai kab tak bulate yeh woh baatan. Aur usme se koi ek dulhan k uncle b bahar rehke aaye so rehte kabto b zamana pehle ab unku b andar se keeda uchalte rehta main b rehke aaya so hun kaisa bataun bolke nausha aur unke logon ku.

Ab unu hallu shuru karte achaa bete woh choti khalifa building waisich hai ya change kare usku ? Nausha b like Phir woh uncle bolte udhar burj khalifa k bazu chai ki bandi rehti dekho bete uske picheich hai woh bulidling. Woh building maich banaya so hun main structural engineer tha uska yeh woh unu phekte aur dulhe ku bore krte rhte aur bezaar krte rehte. Akhir me tang aake dulha b dil me sochleta ab jaldi se nai chahte hue b main pehchan lena woh building ku nai to inu bada chota hogaya ab Manjla Khalifa bolke b ek building paida kardete aur phir nausha b boldeta ohhh haan yaad aaya achaa woh building bolre uncle aap. Nai hai na uncle ab woh building girgayi. Chai ki bandi ke uparich giri aur chai ki bandi wala b apni chai ki ketli k saath margaya.

Khair ab ladies me andar zyada baatan nai karte public hi kam rehti dulhan k ammi ek phupu ya qala bas do teen ladies to laazmi baat hai bom pukara kam hi hunga Dulhan ku b puchte konse collg k hai kya pade nd all. Dulhan. B.com, B.pharm nai to B.Tech hi rehti teen se chautha option to maano jaise angaar lag gaya. Chote bachchon ku bachpan me namaz padte kya puche to muh pe saaf nai boldete the jaisa, dulhan ku b pakane aata kya puche to saaf nai boldeti. Phir koi unke bade support ku ajate abhi padai khatam hogai bachi ki ab 2 mahine me seekh jati aisa waisa. (New City zanana Mazak me lo dil pe nai )

Ab khane ku laaye so items me Toli Chowki chowraste k paas se liye so mauz, MAHARAJA sweets ka khara to compulsory hai. Aur yaha bhi same dulhan k koi bade aake andar bolte bachi ku dikhana kate, aur parda hatta bachi bachcha ek dusre ku dekhlete. Yaha pe fridge, tabdaan me chupke koi b ladies me se dulhe ku dekhne ki koshish nai krte, public hi nai rehti, aur nausha ki photo alrdy pehle dulhan k bhai, behan aur apne logon ku dulhan wale watsapp pe bhejdiye so rehte.

Aisa bachi dekh k 36 nano seconds hueich the andar se bulawa ajata, tempo wale ku bulalo chalinge bolre. Cab wale ku waiting baat krleke laaye so rehta aur une bahar konse to b jhaad k niche gaadi lagake seat piche karleke sote rehta. Nausha k koi ek bhai jaake usku sehri wale uthaye jaisa door pe baja bajake neend me se uthate. Une b seat k niche se bottle nikal k muh dholeke gadi palta k laake rok deta. Ab idhar b dulhe wale ghar ku jaake jawab dete bolte nikal jate. Raaste me nausha puchte ghar ku jaake dopahar ka pakana hai kya ? Bhabiyan unlogan bolte haao ujaad aaj nal ka din tha na ab pakana hai jaake. Chawal bhigake aayi thi. Nausha Do din pehle hi shahran jaake Riyal’an tudaye so rehta wallet moti rehti nausha ki paise khujaate rehte. Phr nausha b boldete rehne do ab kya pakate jaake, shaam me banalinge woh bhigadiye so chawal ab Biryani parcel lelinge. Aur phr Rumaan, Shah Ghouse, Mandaar, 4 Seasons inme se kahin to b rok k Biryani parcel lelete aur ghar ku ajate.

Aur zyada yaad nai aare the ab points Aaplogon ku add karna hai agar aur yaad aare some of them which i missed than do comment below Inshallah will read it if i get time. Kal bachchi final karna hai ab. BTW !!! I have gone thru some comments. NAUSHA is from USM-(UNITED STATES OF MALAKPET) ISLAND. Aur Toli Chowki jaare bolke fikr ki koi baat nai hai, Dulhe wale phir b POWDER lagana bhuljare bt ODOMOS lagana nai bhulre.

***** TO BE CONTINUED *****
[Credits : Jeelani Kiraak Autowala]

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