Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-7-cover

Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-7

Continuation from Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-6

PART – 7: PAUMEZ KA RASAM

Ab woh ghareeb bachi k ghar ku rishta bhejte aur rishta pakka hojata. Ab aaj PAUMEZ KA RASAM ku jaana hai bachchi walon k ghar. Ghar k aurtan C-CLASS ki saree nikalte pehanne ku woh thoda halka kaam wali rehti halka bolke to b acha khaasa katdaane ka kaam rehta uspe. B-Class ki kal sanchak me pehanne rakhlete aur A-Class to shaadi k liye fix hojati. Chote bachchon ku video wale k wire’on me pairan phasaleke aundhe muh girke maro bolke as usual pehle tayar karke bahar chod dete. Poore ladies dulhe k konse to b ek bhabhi jo serial me last hai chote hai unke room ku hijack karlete kaiku bole to bhale hi unki shaadi 10 saal pehle hui ho lekin bade bhabi se compare kare to inu naye hai aur inka singaarmez (dressing table), make up kit, foundation, chunna, lappam sob naya rehta. Chote Bache woh PAUMEZ KA RASAM bolke naam sunte ki MEZ K UPAR PAUN rkh k DULHAN se dance karate shayad bolke sochlete, phir apne ku kya krna hai jaando bolke apne khel me lag jate. Dulhe k bawa ku kuch kaam nai rehta baalan b kam rehte unku aur woh 4 baalon ku kangi se piche b karlete aur phr ek chocolaty color ki safari dalliye ki ready hojate chicha aur ab sobku dam krte rehte abhi nai nikle jldi niklo jldi niklo bolke khali pukara krna rehta unka kaam. Khair unke pukare ku b sunte smjhre unlogan? Hyderabadi hai apne nikalne k time peich nikalte.

Ab dulhe miya nai jaane ka rehta unu bechain hoke ZOO me sher bhukka hoke jaali me tehle jaisa inu b gate k bahar tehalte rehte. Chup chup ghadi dekhte rehte aur dil me bhabiyon k upar auntte rehte jaldi nai nikalre bolke. Inku ekich cheez lagiwi rehti kab bhabiyan nikalna aur unlogan jaake inka rasam hojana aur bayana deke property inke naam pe registered hojana bolke. Khair parson new city jaate jb jo cab mangaye the woich cab wale ku phir bula lete une b zara kiraak dressing maarleke aata bachi walon k paas jaare ek ad nazar ku padgayi to apna b kuch hojata ki kya hai ki bolke. Cab me baithke ki “Mehandi Lagake Rakhna, Doli saja ke rakhna” bolke sudden gaana shuru hota. Aur phir yahan se shuru hoke valima tk chalte yeich shaadi k gaane. Agar Shaadi k gaano se hatke agar koi dusra gaana laga ya sune b samjho to khatam usku “Dhinchak Pooja” k khalere bhai/behan hai jaisa ghoor ke dekhte sob logan. Ab thode logan free me kidhar se ki extra aa bhi jaate unlogon ku cab me jagah naih ai bolke piche dikki me daalna padta. Phr jab hi Shaktimaan k jaisa nausha ka ek dost apni Alto, ya 800, ya nai to Zen leleke ajata aur bhale hi une IAS officer, ya Dr. hunga yeh shaadi hue tk une sirf aur sirf ek OLA CAB ka driver banke rehjata dost ki mohabbat me. Aur uska kaam nausha k phupu ku laao, qala ku chhodo, chachi ku matching ka blouse dilane leke jaao yeich rehta. Khair ek cab aur ek yeh dost ki car me aksar ladies hi rehte sob milke dulhan k ghar ku pahunch jaate.

Bachi k dad koi chacha ya mamu ya phupa taya koi b ek do bade mardane se aate aur dulhe k bade bhaiyan aur bawa dulhan k mardane k saath drawing room me baithte. Andar ladies me itta cheeqan pukara rehta hyd ki exhibition me jhoolon k paas b nai rehna utta pukara rehta. Aisich baithe hue rehte ekdum se nausha k behan dulhan ka galla pakad lete Ayi ayi chhodo chhodo bolke sob logan pakad k kheech k piche hatate unku. Unu b bolte ayiii galle ka naap leriyun thi main dulhan ka. Phr dulhan k paun ka size aur chudi ka size lelete ladies me se koi b ek jane, dulhan k liye chappal aur chudiyan lena hai bolke. Phool mithai hoti aur phr dulhan ka ek purana dress b lelete size k liye wohi size ka ab khada dupatta ada dupatta anarkali masakali konse konse ki suits banane shaadi k liye.

Udhar mardaane me nausha ka dost hallu nausha k bawa k kaan me puchta ankul abtk inlogan jode ghode ki rakham nai laaye dulhan waale, main jabse kitte ki baar angothe ku thook lagate jaraun laateich ginna shuru kardena hai bolke. Yeh bolne ki der thi Bakrid k din white kurte pe koi gadi wala tez jaake road pe se khoon ka paani uchalke gaya to dekhe jaisa same look dete nausha k bawa woh dost ku. Une b samajh jaata ab maich halaal hone wala hun shayad bolke. Phr bawa bahar aaye baad bolte, kaike jode ghode ki rakham ? Tum banaye joda ? Jode to asmaan se banke utarte phr tum kaike paise ginna chahre ? Yeh bade ghode dost ku b msg miljata une b sharminda hoke khamush hojata. Aur phir jaisa aaye the waisich woich cab aur car me wapas hojate. Kal SANCHAK, MANJE aur UNGLI PAKADNE ki rasam hai inshallah aao. Mardana to jaldi ready hojata kaisa b zanana abhi se tayar hona shuru kardo.

PS: PAUMEZ KA RASAM khali suna tha kbhi dekha nai aur zyada kya hota so malum b nai, so zyada nai likh saka jo jo mlm tha likh diya. Agar kuch points miss kara to do mention in comments below.

***** TO BE CONTINUED *****

[Credits : Jeelani Kiraak Autowala]

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