Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-8-cover

Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-8

Continuation from Hyderabadi Shaadi: Part-7

PART – 8: MANJE AUR SANCHAK – (Nausha Ka Ghar)

Promise (Paumez hai woh mlm meku) ka rasam karke jaldi hi ghar ku ajaate poore ladies aur der raat tk ab shaadi ka ghar bolke sab hushaar rehte. Chai k rounds pe rounds chalte rehte. Qalu aur Phuppa logan motebari mode ON karleke rehte andar aao bole to nai aate aur bahar dere me woh supplying company k kursiyon pe machcharan katalete khujalete khujalete unlogon k topics ghar k baazu accident me mari so bakri se shuru hoke, india ku cover krte hue gulf k upar se hoke amrika jaake election jeetake nasa ki rocket me baithke mars pe jaake rukti. Agar GOOGLE ek insan rehta to Woh time pe unlogon ka discussion sunke une b bhai ek min zara time please aaplogon ki yeh information main thoda side headings to b leletaun :'( bolta tha. Khair subah tk jaag ke bakre bechke soye jaisa sob fajar gol karke ain fajar se 5 min pehle pehle sojate. Subah hogayi aur aj MANJE SANCHAK hai.

Subah uthke mardana poora bzy bzy rehta kaamon me full raunaq rehti ghar pe. Phr nausha sahab asar k time pe jaake nahaalete aur asar me andar ghuse to maghrib me bahar nikalte. Ghar me hall me ceiling fan k upar kya ki ek parde k jaisa bandh dete chamki wala aur uske exact niche scale se measure karke baitha jaisa baithjata dulha. Ab ghar ka mardana gate k bahar, drawing room me idhar udhar bechain phirte rehte ghar me baithne ku b jagah nai bole jaisa rehta khissa. Andar to poore ladies ka raaj rehta akhri cheeqan pukare k awazan. Aur kiska to b ek chota bachcha kaisa to b beemar rehta, woh zaruri rehta shaadi ke ghar me koi to b ek chota bachcha kaisa to b beemar rehna. Spclly Dulha/Dulhan k sagge bhai behan k hi bachche rehte woh aur akhri rom raat chid chid karte rehte ehsaan ku aaye jaisa shaadi me -_- Pehle dulhe k amma aake phool pehnate aur ek mithai ka tukda khilate phir 2-3 rs chillar nikal k upar se waar k ungliyan todte aur dulhe k biceps pe ek do ka sikka rakh k imaam e zameen bandhte. Woh pehanliye baad dulhe ku b COOLIE film ke AMITABH BACHCHAN ki feeling aana strt hojati farq sirf 786 no ka rehta :p Dadiyal walon ku priority pehli rehti, isliye phuppu chachi woh log pehle pehnate phool mithai. Phir next nani, qala, mami logan karte. Itti mithai thons dete dulhe k hallaq me shakkar ki beemari (diabetes) nai hai to b usdin pakka ajati usku. Agar khandaan me koi budde hai dulhe k nani ya dadi to unu pehle mithai khilaake paise waarte aur ungliyon se balayan todte. Unlogon k pure 10 ke 10 ungliya tootte balayan liye jab, hamaku ajtak free tym pe try kare to ek ungli sahi nai tutti unlogon ki ekdam se 10 kaisa tootte woh aaj b ek RAAZ hai jo RAAZ aajtak emraan hashmi b nai malum kar saka.

Ladies ku usdin yellow pehanna farz hai, agar yellow nai pehne to andar nai aane dete bole jaisa pure yellow yellow dirty fellow dikhte rehte. Phir woh kya ki haldi aur chiksa leepke dulhe ku BONAL KA POTRAJ banadete. Chiksa to aisa ghaleez color ka rehta malum b nai padta woh chiksa lagaye ya GOBAR. Khair woh hogaye baad dulhe miya ab uthke pehle ladies me dadi nani ammi se milke sab ladies se milte aur phr gents me apne dad se bhaiyon se sbse milte.

Yaha tk video wale trials khelre the bole jaisa lite leke video camera pakad k rehta ab shuru hota asal kaam unka. Jaise hi milna hua dulhe ka videos session start. Pehle dulhe k azu azu amma bawa phir behan mamiya qalayan sb logan video lete rehte hatte rehte. Dulhe ku to jaise wicket gaade jaisa beech me gaad dete ek inch nai hatta une uske azu bazu wale change hote rehte sirf. Video wale b woh aisi buri halogen light ki roshni maarte, ankh me mirchi ka haath lagaliye to b jalke utta pani nai niklta hunga woh lite se utta pani nikalta. Akhir me control kar kar k dulha b ro deta. Dekhe so wale pareshan kahin vidai iski to nai hojari bolke, phr unku b realise hojata asal me woh ansun video wale ki lite k hai bolke. Phr dulhe k koi chote bhanje bhatije hai to dulha unku b godh me uthake video leleta.

Isi beech kuch bhukkad hazraath bahar apna IPL match chaalu kardete aur full batting karte rehte. Andar kya hora kon kisse shaadi karlera kon halaal hone wala hai usse unku kuch b matlab nai hai. Bas unu sirf woh sanchak ki biryani khane aaye hue rehte. Baaz to yeh b had paar kardete unku malm tk b nai rehta k woh khana kaika hai so khali aake soot deke nikal jaate. Bawarchi ka asal fayda rehta isme koi dekhe na dekhe adhar packets full karle sakta koi b utta intrst nai lete aur khane me 98.36% biryani aur qurbani (qubani hai woh asal malum meku b :P) ka mitha hi pakta. Yeh tha Sanchak aur Manje ka Dulhe k ghar ka haal.

Aaiye Ab chalte hai dulhan walon k ghar ka Sanchak aur Manje attend karne. Ohhh !!! Samay samaapti ki ghoshna

***** TO BE CONTINUED *****
[Credits : Jeelani Kiraak Autowala]

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